AS the scalpels accumalate...
The more I beginning to ahve the strangest dreams...AGAIN!
For those that fallowed me when I wrote journals bout them dreams.
You know what Im talking bout eh?eh?eh?
There was one dream, it felt so real...
I could almost swear I herd the docs talking to me
then being wheeled out to recovery.
...I have but one to blame.
So my friend Kaleigh ahs been 3 weeks post-op of ehr
wisdom teeth surgery and shes like*ahem*:
K: So yeah it went smooth and it was like nothing but.
N:Theres a but?
K: yeah the scariest pasrt was walking there?
N:To the OR? What was it like(duuuumb question)
K:I was shaking so bad.They make you walk alone.Not even my mom could fallow me.
N: oAo...srsly?
K:Yeah.So anyways the make you walk to the OR and then get you to lay down on this metal table and put heated blankets on you cuz its freasing and I was shaking so bad.
N: Annnd?
K: They then put my IV in and introduced themselves...like I cared.I couldnt even see them with all their masks and shit on.
N: oAo...
K: Yhen my anesthilogist came and explaoned what they were unna do and Im like "Just do it.I dont care and I dont wanna hear it."
N: O...M...G..Im getting sliced open....
K: Yeah but when you awake you get boobies and popsicles.
N: Oh well the popsicles make everything worth while...NOT!
So yeah that was our "kinda" exact convo.
I just had to ask.Knowing I cant have eric walk down with me to ATLEAST the hall way or the OR rooms(like not in the OR gah you get what I mean) is nerve wracking itself.
Thank god I ahve Eric and ~Sukin-sama to come keep me calm.(Anyone else wanna come Ill pay for your flight LOL Just messing.Tho I wish I could ahve you guys there.)I know I know its not for another while. Stop worrying ...I CAN'T.
So Imma let this one go ehre and check my messages aight homi gees..

P.S my typing is putting Erics doc to sleep. HIGH-Larious.I mean srsly he's resting on my arm adn Im watching his little bounce and hes past out. LMAO!!!!


POEM ALERT
Scalpel , scalpel in my skin.
Why does the doctor have a grin?
Is it the thrill , is the cash?
Omg, I just gave him a flash.

Alright so today at exactly 1:38 pm I did something I kinda regret...
I looked at exactly how much longer I ahve ti'l my surgery...
130 days...
Thats
4 months
1 week
...
Holy Sh*t
On another note I ahd a very worthy Xmas.
I hope everyone else.
Im eating the last of my "Anti Foods" that Ic an and then back on my Clean Eating diet.
Happy Holidays guys!
~NAT

Hey guys ahve you ever had one of those nights where you THOUGHT you werent gunna have fun, then ended up having fun!?

Then do I ahve a short story for you.


Alright so we ended going to a bar last night and magically ended up going to Solid Gold(Strip Bar)
And I may have had jsut a little bit too much to drink and ended up on stage with 2 strippers.
Money in my mouth, laying on the floor while they did their "job".
The shortly they both took the money out of my mouth and thanked me.
AS I was getting off some guys were applauding and whistling at me and
I swear as I was getting on one was like : "Yeah you get up there baby!"
I loled.It was fun in the end!

Countdown
05-15-11



Alright...
Here's what I need you guys to do....


RAISE YOUR HANDS IN YOU'RE FLUENT IN DUH!



COULD THE FALLOWING PEOPLE NOTE ME PLEASE!!!

~Kacophony
*SonuMasamune
=BelleTheBeauty
~You-Were-Snarked